DeadCast 1: A Sports Podcast named BALLS!

Posted: February 3rd, 2010 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: DeadCast | Tags: , , , , , , | No Comments »

Every Friday at around 7.30 in the morning I chat to Aaron from Radio 1 in Dunedin about the week in sport, and what’s to come over the weekend. It’s called, with no small amount of schoolboy-ish humour BALLS! From now on we’ll endeavour to post an mp3 of these conversations on DB on the Friday or Saturday. In typical DeadBall fashion this one’s a bit late. I’ll just post it as embaedded audio for the time being, but soon enough (probably not very soon) we’ll have it for download too, and maybe even on iTunes!

Anyway, profuse thanks to Aaron Hawkins and Radio 1 for allowing us to host this and giving us the opportunity. I’m hoping that DeadBall will be back from its slumber properly within a week or two. I’m getting married see, and it’s a bit frazzling.

Anyway, here’s the first DeadCast:

DeadCast: Balls 1 by Deadball

This one covers such topics as the Superbowl, whether Bangldesh should be allowed to play test cricket, and why gender testing’s not what it used to be.

PS – As I used soundcloud it turns out you can download the track from now. Go do it.


The Skinny Post: Crunch Time In The Bayou

Posted: January 24th, 2010 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: NFL, Playoffs, The Skinny Post | Tags: , , , , , , | No Comments »

In our ‘fallow period’ you missed a bunch of great Tierney. Go here to catch up.

Kim K. She’ll be behind Reggie Bush. And then later, he’ll be behind her.

High Noon At The Superdome.
Or Battle Of The Gunslingers.
Or any other ESPN-like sobriquet. I feel like Colin Cowherd right now (and kudos to him for having a media career with a name like that. The only people cool enough to get away with a name like Colin are drunken Irishmen and Barbasian cricketers).

There are two games this weekend, but while both have points to recommend them, its the NFC Championship game between the Vikings and the Saints that has story lines that transcend the NFL.

40 year old Brett Favre vs reborn gunslinger 30 year old Drew Brees.

Running backs Adrian Peterson and Reggie Bush both trying to live up to frustratingly unrealised potential.

A team that mortgaged its soul for a shot at the SuperBowl(see BrettFavre/Vikings above) vs a team that have NEVER been there. Read the rest of this entry »


Shortland Street: The End of the Affair?

Posted: January 21st, 2010 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: Fandom, General, Reality TV, TV | Tags: , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Hey so I know it’s been like three months since we did anything on DB, but I’ve been busy, and the other bros have been useless*. Anyway, it was a pretty momentous night on the Street. A lot of chickens came home to roost.

Without further ado, here’s the story, inna narrative style. of how TK and Sarah came undone, with commentary supplied by R. Kelly, Pat Benetar and, uh, Joey Tribiani. Enjoy…

'Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes'

"Why do you hurt me so bad?"

Well it's just that I'm in the middle of a root with Maxy here, you know what I mean? Plus I don't love you anymore and I'm a little bit sick of how you're always pretending you don't kids etcetera

"there's total silence, blood everywhere/ Confusion on their faces, as they continue to stare"

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RIP Tim Bickerstaff, The King of Impotence and: A DeadBall Icon

Posted: November 2nd, 2009 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: Caring for the Community | Tags: , , , | 4 Comments »

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I was shocked and saddened to read of the passing of Tim ‘herbal ignite‘ Bickerstaff over the weekend. Like many, I grew up in awe of the cheerful former broadcaster and his determination to fix Kiwi bloke’s trouser problems the natural way. The way he and the New Zealand Men’s Clinic went back and forth taking shots at each other was thrilling, but they were the Goliath, with Big Pharm and an entire organisation on their side, while Bickerstaff always invited you to call him ‘personally’!

I’m sure they’ll try and struggle on with the ignite brand, but what are they without their once-impotent soldier? He was a talisman to the ‘thousands of New Zealand men’ who ’suffered in silence’ but didn’t ‘want to sleep with a syringe under their pillow’. The man just loved normal sexual function, for all men and women, and was never happier than when he was packaging it up discreetly and popping it in the post for his fellow sufferers. Read the rest of this entry »


Guest Post: Own Goal 101 as Taught by Unnamed Liverpool Defender

Posted: October 21st, 2009 | Author: Guest Post | Filed under: Football, Premier League | Tags: , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

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Every week I play in a social game of football that ranges in size from four to twelve a side. It is a straightforward setup with the only limitations being barefoot play and the goals are small like in ice hockey. It used to be that we would play first to ten, but then it got to the point where even after over two hours of non stop play the score would barely sneak past three each. Sitting exhausted in the grass of Hagley Park I wondered how can so much effort go so unrewarded.

Thoughts which I am sure were echoes of what the players of Barcelona and Valencia had had the day before. Their clash on Sunday morning (NZT) was the best game that I watched this weekend. A frenetic ninety minutes of exquisitely skillful, counter thrust football.  Unbelievable though, was that when Alfonso Pérez Burrull blew time the scoreboard at the Mestalla still sat unchanged at 0-0. Read the rest of this entry »


The Skinny Post: Giant Killing N’Awlins

Posted: October 17th, 2009 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: NFL, The Skinny Post | Tags: , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

New Orleans is a great place.

Too Hot!Beads, Mardi Gras, Coeds, Seafood!

Now, I haven’t been there since Katrina hit, but I’m pretty sure the bits that count (bars, titty bars, blues bars, irish bars, cajun bars, um, bar bars) are still there. They probably still have too many crap blues (is there actually anything worse? Even bad country music is more tolerable) and not enough good blues, and sadly definitely not enough people who talk like John Candy in JFK. Read the rest of this entry »


Cheese on Toast vs Real Groove / A Play-by-Play

Posted: October 16th, 2009 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: Wrestling | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments »

Last night two of the least famous people ever to ‘celebrity’ soundclash met at the Sale St CDJs. The crowd went mild as Cheese on Toast’s Andrew ‘Biggie Balls’ Tidball met Real Groove’s Duncan ‘Just regular sized balls’ Greive for one hour of song-for-song battling. Just so no one’s under any illusions about the magnitude of this event, it’s me, Duncan Greive writing this. No one else would be remotely interested in covering it, so I’m having to be both participant and ‘journalist’ on this one, which surely isn’t too much of a conflict of interest?

I’d spent most of yesterday trying to use fotoflexer to graft a poo onto a piece of cheese on toast. The result was truly awful, but pleased me no end:

Turd on Toast

Unfortunately this meant I had severely limited my time to actually get music together  to defeat my opponent. He’d been heckling me via email about how he’d already DJed for seven hours this week (which I wrote off as big-talking but turned out to actually be true), and so was clearly match-fit, while the closest thing I’d done to DJing in the last month was messing with an iPod at my saturday poker game. Which just isn’t the same. Read the rest of this entry »


The Skinny Post: Freeway Baseball Baby – BRING IT ON

Posted: October 16th, 2009 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: Baseball, MLB | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »
October – Baseball Playoffs and sexy Halloween costumes

October – Baseball Playoffs and sexy Halloween costumes

LA is on fire right now.

No, not in the usual way it’s on fire.

That happens too often for anyone to get excited about it (unless you’re trying to hide from the flames in your hot tub) but LA is EL FUEGO for the Dodgers and Angels right now, two teams separated by about 40 miles of the 5 freeway. The Angels are actually in the city of Anaheim of course, but three years ago became the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, so essentially Orange County was annexed for marketing purposes. Imagine Hamilton’s Super 14 team calling itself  The Auckland Chiefs of Waikato and you get the idea.

No matter. New York and New Jersey have been pulling this crap for years, so why not LA? Read the rest of this entry »


Guest Post: 2009 Baseball Playoff Primer – Part 2: National League

Posted: October 14th, 2009 | Author: Guest Post | Filed under: Baseball, MLB | Tags: , , , , , , , , | No Comments »

Marti

So, the National League… Called the Senior Circuit – cos it was the first before ‘dem upstart American Leaguers bubbled up at the turn of last century – the Nats have fallen on lean times this decade. Last year’s champs the Philadelphia Phillies hail from the National League, as do 2006’s St Louis Cardinals.

But honestly, it’s easier to remember them cos they are the exception rather than the rule. And the American League All-Stars have not been beaten by their National League counterparts for 13 years. Dominance. Read the rest of this entry »


The Skinny Post: Are You Receiving? It’s Hammer Time!

Posted: October 9th, 2009 | Author: Duncan | Filed under: NFL, The Skinny Post | Tags: , , , , , | 1 Comment »

This week two of the biggest Wide Receiver controversies in the NFL were resolved.

A different pair of controversiesA different pair of controversies

Perennial pain in the ass Cleveland Brown Braylon Edwards punched a friend of LeBron James outside a nightclub last Saturday, so 10 minutes later he was traded out of town. Wow, LeBron is REALLY the Man in Cleveland. He can get guys cut who aren’t even in his sport. Is it worth pointing out he was the most talented guy on the team? Edwards has gone to the excellent Jets, so it’s even a major bonus for him. We’re all happy now, yes? Read the rest of this entry »