Author Archives: David

Back To The Homeland

Posted on June 16, 2009 by David

It’s the most interesting thing that’s happened all year in rugby, and it didn’t involve anyone actually stepping on to the field. The NZ Herald has just announced Dan Carter will not be signing with the Blues, instead, he’ll be returning … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Delight

Posted on May 25, 2009 by David

A couple of months ago, the Crusaders had a victory so unconvincing and uninspired, I self-righteously declared the death of rugby.  In a fever of purposeful outrage, I then fasted for three days and turned my back on the Super … Continue reading →

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The Last Neanderthals

Posted on May 13, 2009 by David

Before Kurt Cobain made painful self-reflection, shyness and cardigans sexy, rock’n’roll bands were expected to operate in a sphere outside the realm of normal, everyday morality. Along with offensively tight pants, power ballads and make-up, a prerequisite for any ’80s hair band was the regular exploitation of groupie … Continue reading →

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Changing Of The Guards

Posted on April 28, 2009 by David

It’s exciting times in the basketball world right now, promising young players are eagerly removing their ill-fitting coats of adolescence in exchange for the imposing presence of tailored, grown-ass, franchise player power suits. At the same time, older, wiser players are humbly trying on cardigans, ready to retreat to the porch … Continue reading →

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Playoffs Special: Dave – Heaven Must Be Like This

Posted on April 20, 2009 by David

The NBA playoffs are here. I was excited already, but I went over the edge when I watched the clip below. I haven’t been this pumped since I found out Simon and Garfunkel were coming to New Zealand. Yeah, you heard me right. … Continue reading →

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Wow Factor: The Mystics vs. The Pulse

Posted on April 13, 2009 by David

One thing’s certain, the Auckland Mystics know how to do mascots. From the oddly melancholic LG dog , to ‘Netty’ the dancing Fisher and Paykell … ummm, person with a netball for a head, it’s all there. And it works. It … Continue reading →

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It’s Business Time – The Lebron James Brand

Posted on April 2, 2009 by David

For those who haven’t watched at the clip bottom of this post,  it’s an interesting piece on Lebron James. The 60 minutes interview was hyped beyond belief, as though some mind melting secret would be revealed, but essentially it tells us nothing … Continue reading →

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March Madness – The NBA’s Emotional Little Brother

Posted on March 18, 2009 by David

In two day’s time, productivity in the United States will descend to pitiful depths, levels so low they are only reserved for the most sacred of occasions – OJ Simpson murder trials, the Super Bowl and, as is the case now, … Continue reading →

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“Don’t Make Us Come And Get You” – Rugby Is Dying

Posted on March 13, 2009 by David

6-0. Yes, 6 – 0. The lowest score in Super rugby history and it happened last Saturday. Not only that, it happened between two of the competitions proudest franchises, the Crusaders and the Highlanders. Tragedy.  In between the fumbled passes, botched … Continue reading →

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Michael The Bears Fan: A Deadball Icon

Posted on March 4, 2009 by David

Rather than dwell on the utterly depressing incident in cricket this week, the Black Caps loss, ah,  I  mean the horrible incident in Pakistan, it’s time to reflect on the joy sport can bring – however minor and insignificant it … Continue reading →

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