Tag Archives: Colin Mathura-Jeffree

New Zealand’s Next Top Model: Cycle Two / Episode Five

Posted on September 6, 2010 by Duncan

“Chinese go home,” said the man in the orange jacket*, and while at the time it just seemed like garden variety New Zealand racism, as events unfolded it took on the air of a premonition – albeit one which mistook … Continue reading →

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings: Cycle Two / Episode Four

Posted on August 30, 2010 by Duncan

Makeovers week is always the highlight of the early rounds of Top Model, all those PYTs with great clumps of hair around them and tears streaming down their faces. I did think it was a bit gratuitous when they callously … Continue reading →

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model: Cycle Two / Episode Three

Posted on August 22, 2010 by Duncan

Up until now, if I’m honest, I’ve just been fucking with Sisarich. I get it – he’s our Nigel Barker, only less charming and talented. But he is amost as creepy as Barker, and knowing that his American counterpart is … Continue reading →

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COMING TONIGHT! Liveblogging the NZNTM Finale

Posted on June 5, 2009 by Duncan

By actual popular demand we’ll be liveblogging every minute of the finale of NZNTM tonight, with some contributors from Real Groove magazine, plus me and any deadballers who can make it. Will be using coveritlive, the same set up as … Continue reading →

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 8

Posted on June 1, 2009 by Duncan

“She’s nuts. She’s insane. She’s crazy.” – Laura. And now she’s in the final. You have to hand it to the girl. Hosanna’s had a sea of doubters from the start, and only weird teenage boys who’ve looked too hard … Continue reading →

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 7

Posted on May 25, 2009 by Duncan

After the tumescent glory of the American excursion, it was inevitable that the return home would be a little limp. Sans the enervating foulness of Teryl-Leigh’s temperament, the show just drifted along, as if we were all in mourning for … Continue reading →

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 5

Posted on May 10, 2009 by Duncan

I have a long and distinguished career as photographer, using my trusty Nokia to snap pictures off the TV, but the above image might be my all time favourite. You pretty much have the entire plotline of Friday’s episode right … Continue reading →

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