Tag Archives: New Zealand’s Next Top Model

New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings: Cycle Two / Episode Four

Makeovers week is always the highlight of the early rounds of Top Model, all those PYTs with great clumps of hair around them and tears streaming down their faces. I did think it was a bit gratuitous when they callously … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model: Cycle Two / Episode Three

Up until now, if I’m honest, I’ve just been fucking with Sisarich. I get it – he’s our Nigel Barker, only less charming and talented. But he is amost as creepy as Barker, and knowing that his American counterpart is … Continue reading

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DeadCast: Balls! 24 feat The Black Caps, Southland & Counties-Manukau and NZNTM

Duncan has been in Tonga all week ‘honeymooning’, so Aaron had to tell him what happened sports-wise. we discussed NZ’s rise to number two in the ICC ODI rankings, and Martin Crowe’s poo-pooing of that form’s future. Then we talked … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings: Cycle Two / Episode 1

“My whole body is filled with happiness,” said Dunedin identical twin Elza at the end of the first episode of cycle two of New Zealand’s Next Top Model, and she neatly summed up both my own feelings at the return … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Finale Recap Thing

The finale (read our scrappy liveblog here) was more of an elaborate coronation ceremony for Christobelle than any form of competition. It seemed pretty clear from very early on in the series that when it came to temperament, talent and … Continue reading

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COMING TONIGHT! Liveblogging the NZNTM Finale

By actual popular demand we’ll be liveblogging every minute of the finale of NZNTM tonight, with some contributors from Real Groove magazine, plus me and any deadballers who can make it. Will be using coveritlive, the same set up as … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 8

“She’s nuts. She’s insane. She’s crazy.” – Laura. And now she’s in the final. You have to hand it to the girl. Hosanna’s had a sea of doubters from the start, and only weird teenage boys who’ve looked too hard … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 7

After the tumescent glory of the American excursion, it was inevitable that the return home would be a little limp. Sans the enervating foulness of Teryl-Leigh’s temperament, the show just drifted along, as if we were all in mourning for … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 6

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video If ever an episode cried out to be spread thickly over two nights, so we could luxuriate in its gratuitous modelity it was our ‘ relocation to America. … Continue reading

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New Zealand’s Next Top Model Power Rankings 5

I have a long and distinguished career as photographer, using my trusty Nokia to snap pictures off the TV, but the above image might be my all time favourite. You pretty much have the entire plotline of Friday’s episode right … Continue reading

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